Scene opens with PLANT sitting on stage in a large pot. He looks
anemic and dry. Enter GARDENER with spray bottle, crossing to
PLANT and begins spraying.
PLANT:
Stop it! What are you trying to do, drown me?
GARDENER:
(Startled) Uh, well, no...you look kind of dry and I thought
you needed some water.
PLANT:
I need nourishment, all right, but not a shower, for heavens
sake.
GARDENER:
Im sorry. I didnt know. Maybe if I put a little Miracle
Grow in the spray bottle...
PLANT:
No, you dont understand. Its not my leaves that need
nourishment. Thats just what you see on the surface. Its
whats underneath...the roots...that need food.
GARDENER:
Okay...
PLANT:
But not just food. My roots need space.
GARDENER:
I dont understand.
PLANT:
Im root bound.
GARDENER:
Oh, no wonder you look so...so...puny!
PLANT:
(Slightly offended) Thanks a lot.
GARDENER:
What can I do?
PLANT:
Transplant me to a bigger pot for starters.
GARDENER:
But you look so comfortable in that pot. And, see, that pot
is an antique. It was my grandmothers pot.
PLANT:
Yeah. Well, get too comfortable...and you dont grow. Grannys
pot doesnt work for me.
GARDENER:
Hmmm. I guess youre right.
PLANT:
Its like growing spiritually, you know. You get too comfortable
with your space...and before you know it, you stop growing. And
when you stop growing...whats on the surface gets sickly...and
you start looking...well, puny. (Starting to cry) The other
plants can be so cruel.
GARDENER:
(Trying to comfort) Im sorry. I didnt know.
PLANT:
Its okay. Just get me out of this antique pot and giving me
some growing room. Please?
GARDENER:
Sure. Right away.
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PLANT and GARDENER speak as they exit
PLANT:
Thanks. Plants are people, too, ya know.
GARDENER:
No, I didnt realize.
PLANT:
The names Pete...Pete Moss.
GARDENER:
Nice to meet you, Pete.