Lights up on ANGEL stage left.
ANGEL:
For this is what the prophet has written: "But you, Bethlehem,
in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of
Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will be the Shepherd
of my people Israel."
Light
fades on ANGEL. Lights up on DEREK and MAGGIE. They are driving
in a car. MAGGIE looks worried.
DEREK:
What is it now? I'm not turning around again. If you forgot something
else, we'll just have to do without it.
MAGGIE:
No, I'm sure I have everything now; I'm just worried that Jeremy
won't like his present.
DEREK:
Didn't you ask Laura what he wanted?
MAGGIE:
Yes.
DEREK:
And didn't she say she had him go through the Toys R Us catalog
and pick out his favorite things?
MAGGIE:
Yes.
DEREK:
And didn't you get him some Mega-lizard thing?
MAGGIE:
The Deluxe Time Force Power Rangers Quantasaurus Rex Megazord.
DEREK:
Yeah, that. Any toy with a name that long has to be a winner.
MAGGIE:
But what if it's not really what he wants? What if he just marked
it in the catalog so his mom would get off his back about making
a list? What if he thinks I'll be a total loser of an aunt because
I don't know the cool toys? What if he hates me?
DEREK:
Maggie! Snap out of it! He's going to love the toy and he's
going to love you.
MAGGIE:
But he's five. Everyone knows five-year-olds are fickle. And
if you just introduce me as his "future aunt," he's not
going to buy it. He'll need time to adjust to the concept.
DEREK:
Ah-hah.
MAGGIE:
Ah-hah what?
DEREK:
I'm thinking maybe the five-year-old isn't the one who needs
time to adjust
MAGGIE:
Well, maybe a little. (Pause) I just want to make a good
impression on everyone.
DEREK:
Maggie, will you just relax? This is my family. They're going to
love you because I love you. No matter what presents you bring them.
MAGGIE:
Come on, Derek. Nobody's that nice. Even on Christmas.
DEREK:
You'll see, Maggie. You'll see.
Lights
out.